I never write a play with an eye to film.

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.

People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?

It's always painful when you're writing memoirs because you've got to go through the dark places, but it gives you a chance to find out the person you really are, not the person you thought you were.

Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.

I never write a play with an eye to film.