Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
Once you've opened yourself up, it's best to go all the way.
I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.