People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?
Neil SimonI feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.
Neil SimonStanding on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.
Neil SimonI don't like losing the words, as you have to, when I'm asked to turn a play into a movie. It's not a matter of ego . . . I'm just better able to create the character for an audience through words rather than through actions.
Neil Simon