There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

I feel like writing about a time when I was probably, and think all of us are, the happiest before the obligations start in.

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.