There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.

A lot of your personality is formed before you're 12, obviously, but only a few of my plays use characters from my childhood. The more mature plays are affected only by my adult experiences.

All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.

I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.

He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.

There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angeles.