The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.
All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.
You get attached to the way you write, and I'm attached to notebooks. That's where I really write the plays. Just two or three pages at a time, then I transfer to the typewriter and rewrite while I type.