Standing on a ledge again. Everyone laughs at dancing monkey with the typewriter. Not for long, though.

You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy.

Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages.

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation of my own life.

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement...Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything.

Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today.