Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.
New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.
It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.
I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.
I don't like dating or just living with a woman. I like to create a relationship, a marriage. And almost all of my marriages have involved children, so I'm really a family man as well.
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple