I want a girlfriend who can eat like me

I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better if she was with me.

My accent always works with girls. They like it, I have no idea why.

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

I like anything that's edible.

Simon Cowell is tight. That's why he's so successful - he's able to keep his money to himself.

I'd rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl's heart.