Frankly, I don’t care what others say.
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.
I've not actually been on too many dates.
Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!