I wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night.

I can't help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

I don't know, it's odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don't ask, do it. I'm just a regular guy

I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

The light's hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.

I don't see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying.

I want a girlfriend who eats as much as I do, which is a lot.