I've not actually been on too many dates.
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food!
I'm an emotional guy, so I don't have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.
Can clearly say Vegemite is horrible! Like tryin' new stuff though.
I'd rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman's heart.
The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren't the type of girls I'd want to take home anyway.