I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.
Age is just a number. Who cares how old the girl is that I date?
I love with the heart not the eyes.
Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it just makes ya sick.
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.
The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.