I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.
I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.
I don't want to live up to how people expect me to be.
Red Bull doesn't give you wings, it just makes ya sick.
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap!
I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.