I don't see the point of being an actor and doing the same thing, all the time. Where's the challenge there?

I love working. I feel guilty about doing nothing; I get bored.

Eight years ago, I was a waiter, and I didn't have a pot to piss in. And now...? It's like I said to my wife: I love the fact that, if I was in a restaurant and Steven Spielberg walked in, I could go up to him and say, 'Hey, mate, how are you?' I think that's pretty amazing, actually.

Missions: The Word of God from the heart of God to the heart of man through a consecrated, dedicated, and pure vessel.

I am a hard house freak and I don't care who knows.

I don't describe myself as a sociable person now. I can be quite... you know... grumpy? Is that a word? I guess I can be a bit grumpy.

And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you are ugly and hung like a hampster.