I love working. I feel guilty about doing nothing; I get bored.

I wanted to write rather than do anything else. But 'cause I left school at 15, I didn't know what a noun was, still don't.

I don't see the point of being an actor and doing the same thing, all the time. Where's the challenge there?

The older I get, the less I remember.

I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.

I'm comedy's forgotten nearly man.

I volunteered on a farming community in Israel for two years when I was a teenager. One of the jobs involved clearing out a massive warehouse full of chickens ready for the abattoir. The smell of 40,000 chickens in 45C is awful.