I'm still not a very good white wine, but I'm drinkable - you could put me in a punch, anyway.

I don't think you can call it stalking when it's just phone calls and letters and emails and knocking on the door.

You can wait forever for the muse to sit on your shoulder, but most of the time you know what has to be done and inspiration is not going to help you.

I had forgotten that Jess felt about long words the way that racists feel about black people: She hated them, and wanted to send them back from where they came from.

Telling me I can do anything I want is like pulling the plug out of the bath and then telling the water it can go anywhere it wants. Try it, and see what happens.

…I've had a bad week." What's happened?" Nothing's happened. I've had a bad week in my head, is all.

And mostly all I have to say about these songs is that I love them, and want to sing along to them, and force other people to listen to them, and get cross when these other people don't like them as much as I do.