In other words, it's one of those books you thrust on your partner with an incredulous cry of "This is me!
Yes, yes, I know all the jokes. What else could I have expected at Highbury? But I went to Chelsea and to Tottenham and to Rangers, and saw the same thing: that the natural state of a football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.
But the internet had changed everything: nobody was forgotten anymore.
I hate time. It never does what you want it to.
...self-consciousness is a man's worst enemy.
I really don't want to be boring, and so many books are so boring!