Whether it's corporate investigations or comedy, there are certain inherent truths to trying to get what you want while trying to be a decent person doing it.

It's always weird to eat something that is a pet elsewhere.

My thinking is, if we're setting out to make comedy in which nothing is off limits, then everybody is fair game.

I found, especially with stand-up, that if a premise works, you can make the joke work. If a premise doesn't work, you can't force it to.

Don't watch Kroll Show if you don't have a Nielsen box. I honestly don't care. Feel free to DVR it and not watch it because that will somehow help my ratings maybe, but honestly I'm talking to the four of you with a Nielsen box. If you have a Nielsen box, like, who are you? Where do you live? How do I find you? You're a unicorn and I don't believe that you exist.

You want to be gentle with the people you're working with if you know them.

In real life, you care about other people, but at the end of the day you're like, "I'm acting upon whatever it is that I want or need."