If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

The ultimate disguise is nothing. Nudity.

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.