When it comes to marijuana, I think it's ridiculous to live in a country that espouses freedom, liberty and equality, yet won't follow through on a philosophy that says: "If it's not hurting anybody or their property, you can do any goddamn thing you want."

My uncles, who are farmers in Minooka, Illinois - I grew up with them and their pickup trucks and mustaches, and to me that was masculinity: big hairy sweaty guys who could pick up a bus.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

I've split my life between a few different disciplines.

Just stand up for your principals and be loyal to your friends and family.

I have a wonderfully hedonistic appetite, and if I wasn't really strict with myself, I'd weigh 300 pounds. I'm not good with moderation.