When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.

When I hear young people today complain about being bored - and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames and/or computer pastimes - I just try to encourage them to go outside.

If you don't look at yourself and evaluate it, you instead see how the world's reacting to it.

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

I have a ridiculously beautiful wife who's super sexy, and as long as she's happy with me, I don't need to look in the mirror and think, "How do I stack up next to Bradley Cooper? Would Cooper rock this shirt?" Doesn't matter. He does not have your wife. You do.

It's hard to swallow when people say, "Oh my God, you're a master of something." I say, "No, I'm actually a student of that. I could turn you on to websites for 25 masters, and you'll quickly see that I am their disciple."

Actually, I'm not super-kickass at a lot of things.