If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.
Nick OffermanI'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.
Nick OffermanDamn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!
Nick OffermanWith all of the visual distraction constantly inundating us in the form of our devices and screens, I really derive a great deal of pleasure from watching the sun rise and set, admiring clouds as they change shape across the sky, watching tree leaves and blossoms undulate in the breeze....these treats foment an ocular-cleansing refreshment to my way of thinking.
Nick Offerman