I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of shoes you can order within the next 10 minutes. You have your choice of everything.

My career is inexplicable to me. So far I've just been not getting fired despite being myself.

Only when you get into TV and film, do people really want you to be a 'specialist'.

I'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.

When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples’ yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those.

You know, it's hard to beat bacon at anytime of day. But I also am a big fan of corned beef hash.