I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

I come from the theater, where I got into acting because I love transforming. I love nothing more than to be unrecognizable.

We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of shoes you can order within the next 10 minutes. You have your choice of everything.

My education began in theater school, and it continues to this day. I just continued learning to be a better performer.

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.

The fact that I have a job that people even watch is an incredible gift.

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.