I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.
Nick OffermanI grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both basketball and baseball.
Nick OffermanWhen I got my job on Parks, it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn't think a job that excellent could exist for me.
Nick OffermanMen and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much more malleable than your flesh, like your priorities, or your friends.
Nick Offerman