The quest for the next key art awards begins with tomorrow's hangover

Jobs that require a suit upset me. They displease me much, as our world is rife with such superficial conformity.

Shut your damn mouth.

I am always so happy to be at 'SNL.' I still feel like a kid when I'm there, like I can't believe I'm watching them make the show.

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.

Always maintain the attitude of a student. If you think you've done learning, bitterness sets in, but if you have more to achieve every day, in any arena, that makes each morning's awakening full of potential and cheery portent.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?