I worked a lot in Chicago's theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat and also in Kabuki dance and Kabuki theater.

When we think of an actor, we think of a tanned, frosted-tipped, model-looking guy. We don't think of a plumber.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

If you're an original thinker, you are going get told 'no' a lot, and you have to be able to hear 'no' many times from the bankers and trust that at some point, someone is going to recognize that you are an artist and not a can of soda.

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza.

I think that purity creates not only a higher level of artistic vision but a purer work ethic.

If you like comedy, go home and curl up with Leviticus. The writers of The Onion are handed Leviticus on their first day.