I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and their headshot and their agent, their IMDB profile or whatever.

I just always had a penchant for performing for people.I'm a jackass clown.

Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don't think that's extraordinary. I'm a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

I would like Americans to make things with their hands. Thomas Jefferson and I feel that makes for a much stronger nation.

When I first met with agents, they said, "Okay, you're going to play plumbers and mechanics and bus drivers and farmers. Go."