I think all these great comforts that come from the human condition of trying to make things easier on ourselves also have these pitfalls, where things become so easy that we forget how enjoyable building a fence can be.

I come from the theater, where I got into acting because I love transforming. I love nothing more than to be unrecognizable.

Whatever it is you like to do, that's the sexiest part of you.

If you want to be happy in life, consider yourself a student. Every day of your life, think: how can I improve?

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

Shut your damn mouth.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!