If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.

No one will ever ask me to sing because it's beautiful. My secret is hiding my musicianship behind humor.

Your dreams are always going to seem much more profound to you then they are to your friend.

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color.

I learned the word non-conformist in fourth grade and immediately announced that I would grow up to become one.

Auditioning for television shows - to find a guy who has a lot of experience as a laborer is a bit of an anomaly. We do exist. I know several other actors who have made their living, instead of a waitress job, framing houses or blacktopping roads.