I don't put a great deal of stock in art trophies.

I awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.

People are afraid that they're going to upset somebody on top, and so there's a real sense of, I've got to be quiet, I don't want to be fired.

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

If I put down my tweeter machine for a minute, I actually can communicate with people. As an aside, astonishingly, I just started doing Twitter.

If you always have something in your life that you're trying to improve upon, then every day you have a reason to get out of bed, and you have a reason to achieve something and feel good.

If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.