Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: โJust be cool. Donโt be an asshole.
Nick OffermanI'm always pleased that I managed to stay out of jail throughout my tenure in Chicago.
Nick OffermanI awaken. I consume oxygen, then bacon, eggs and black coffee, then my wife, then bacon.
Nick OffermanI'm opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my money, life is much delicious damn near everyplace but inside that screen.
Nick Offerman