If I had more time, I'd watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.
Nick OffermanTurn off your computer and go out of doors. Dig a large enough hole to transplant a mature apple tree. Nurture the tree, feed it, coddle it so that its fruit will be ample, bright and firm. Practice open-hand strikes against the rough bark of the trunk until it's time to harvest. Choose the champion of your apple crop, pluck it from the tree, and beat yourself about the face and tits with it until your mettle will suffice.
Nick OffermanI come from a family of fishermen. Fishing is very important to us. We don't hunt. We're not gun folk.
Nick OffermanWhen I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I was completely unaware that you could sort of get into an acting career.
Nick Offerman