I've been working steadily as an actor since around 1998. I wasn't well known in the public, but I was a dependable working journeyman.

The key, I would say to any fledgling humorist starting out, is to make sure that sloppiness is part of your recipe. That way they come to expect fumbling and clumsiness and they say, "Oh, it must be a charming part of his personality."

Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.

It was on a van ride home from the movie set that everything came together. I realized I had to get off Twitter. It just struck me that I couldn't stop everyone else from doing it, but I could certainly stop myself.

Men and women alike, if you think that altering the tip of your nose with surgery will make you happier, I would suggest you alter something much more malleable than your flesh, like your priorities, or your friends.

It's funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.

Actually, I'm not super-kickass at a lot of things.