I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that has an almost mashed potato-like consistency. I add butter and hit it with chopped fresh chives at the end for an accent of color.

Love one another, make something with your hands, and exalt the farmer.

I've learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn't do anybody any good.

Damn it all, you have been given a life on this beautiful planet! Get off your ass and do something!

Shut your damn mouth.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

I'm very hairy, and men in film and TV are no longer allowed to be hairy.