Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.