Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.

Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.