My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.

My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.

Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.

Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.

Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.