Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.
Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.