Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.

He must have been an incredibly good shot.

Goodnight, my darlings, I'll see you tomorrow.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.