Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama Ham from Virginia, ham from York, Trotters Sausages, hot roast pork. Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on Bacon with or without the rind on Though humanitarian I'm not a vegetarian. I'm neither crank nor prude nor prig And though it may sound infra dig Any part of the darling pig Is perfectly fine with me.

She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.