To know you are among people whom you love, and who love you – that has made all the successes wonderful, much more wonderful than they'd have been anyway.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I've sometimes thought of marrying - and then I've thought again.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.