I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.
I'll go and see anything so long as it amuses me, or moves me. If it doesn't do either I want to go home.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
My life really has been one long extravaganza.
Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.
To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.