To take a gloomy view of life is not part of my philosophy; to laugh at the idiocies of my fellow creatures is. However, at this particular moment I cannot find so much to laugh at as I would like.
A bloody good thing, but too late.
I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.
It's no good pacing up and down. It won't make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we're delayed. You're just making a fool of yourself.