I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.

If he (Peter O'Toole) had been any prettier it would have been Florence of Arabia.

As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.

Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

How foolish to think that one can ever slam the door in the face of age. Much wiser to be polite and gracious and ask him to lunch in advance.