I'm over-educated in the things I shouldn't have known at all.

I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be.

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired.

Any part of the piggy Is quite all right with me Ham from Westphalia, ham from Parma Ham as lean as the Dalai Lama Ham from Virginia, ham from York, Trotters Sausages, hot roast pork. Crackling crisp for my teeth to grind on Bacon with or without the rind on Though humanitarian I'm not a vegetarian. I'm neither crank nor prude nor prig And though it may sound infra dig Any part of the darling pig Is perfectly fine with me.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.