Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

At twelve noon, The natives swoon And no further work is doneBut mad dogs and Englishmen, Go out in the midday sun.

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.

In the first act, you get the audience's attention - once you have it, they will repay you in the second. Play through the laughs if you have to. It will only make the audience believe there are so many of them that they missed a few.

Star quality: I don't know what it is, but I've got it.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.