Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
Star quality: I don't know what it is, but I've got it.
There's always something fishy about the French.
Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.
Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.