I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise.

I don't believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.

Having to read footnotes resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.

Never mind, dear, we're all made the same, though some more than others.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

Acting is not a state of being ... but a state of appearing to be. You can't be eight times a week without going stark staring mad. You've got to be in control.

I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.