My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
Comedies of manners swiftly become obsolete when there are no longer any manners.
Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.
Television is for appearing on, not looking at.
I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.
I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.