I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.

Labour leaders lead us all, though we know they bleed us all. Cheer our new Decline and Fall, Gibbon might have dreamed it all.

There's always something fishy about the French.

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.