Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.

I don't much care for Hollywood, I'd rather have a nice cup of cocoa.

It's never too early for a cocktail.

Many years ago I remember a famous actress explaining to me with perfect seriousness that before making an entrance she always stood aside to allow God to go on first. I can also remember that on that particular occasion He gave a singularly uninspired performance.

I see her as one great stampede of lips directed at the nearest derriere.