Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with it.

She stopped the show - but then the show wasn't traveling very fast.

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

The Stately Homes of England, How beautiful they stand, To prove the Upper Classes, Have still the Upper Hand.

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable.

Good heavens, television is something you appear on; you don't watch.