Conceit is an outward manifestation of inferiority.
The higher the building the lower the morals.
Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
You ask my advice about acting? Speak clearly, don't bump into the furniture and if you must have motivation, think of your pay packet on Friday.
My philosophy is as simple as ever - smoking, drinking, moderate sexual intercourse on a diminishing scale, reading and writing (not arithmetic). I have a selfish absorption in the well-being and achievement of Noel Coward.