The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven.

The higher the building the lower the morals.

I also avoid green vegetables. They're grossly overrated.

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.

There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture.

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.