A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.
I'll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
I want a horse and plough, Chickens too, Just one cow, With a wistful moo.
Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.
Bed is the perfect climate.