There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.

You always ought to have tom cats arranged, you know - it makes 'em more companionable.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.

My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.

Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little familiarity it's impossible to breed anything.