Everybody worships me, it's nauseating.

There are bad times just around the corner, There are dark clouds travelling through the sky, And it's no good whining, About a silver lining, For we know from experience they won't roll by...

As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on.

Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces.

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him.