Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.

Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.

By the time of the United States Tricentennial, there will be more government workers than there are workers.