For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

The optimum committee has no members.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

Law Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.

A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.