Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
Norman Ralph AugustineIf the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.
Norman Ralph Augustine