For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

A billion saved is a billion earned.