The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.

Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.