One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.