Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.

Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

Law Number V: One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output. Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average output.

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

We believe in the wisdom once expressed by the hockey star Wayne Gretzky, who explained his success by saying, 'I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.'