Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.

Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

All too many consultants, when asked, 'What is 2 and 2?' respond, 'What do you have in mind?'

The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.